A Suggestion to Abang Polis

Friday, September 12, 2008

This morning while driving to work, there was an unusually long jam towards FedHighway KL-bound, coming from Subang NKVE Toll Plaza. Since June 4th, the jam dissapeared to my delight. I guess petrol was expensive and ppl were car-pooling. And now that the price is slightly cheaper, there're more cars on the streets now.

Anyhow. Even if there was a jam, the queue would still be moving. This time. It was NOT. Then it moved for a while and stopped again. Hmmm.

Once I've entered into the smooth FedHighway, I saw the root of the problem.

A traffice police man. A blinking policeman. *reminding self cussing is strictly prohibited during Ramadhan*

Get this. I was driving in a dedicated slip road, into FedHighway. The lane is not merging into the other 3 lanes. In fact, the lane could not cause any jam at all. But the other drivers from the other 3 lanes are the ones trying to crash our lanes.

And what did this traffic guy do?

HE BLINKING STOPPED THE TRAFFIC FROM THE SLIPROAD TOLET THE LANE-CRASHERS INTO OUR DEDICATED SLIP ROAD!!

Daymmmmnnn!

I felt like stopping by his side and tell him this.

"Pakcik?" *eh silap*

"Abang?" "Abang tau tak by stopping traffic, sekarang ni dah ada queue yang mega panjang all the way to Subang Toll? Lepas tu kan, backlog ni dah block traffic to Klang-bound traffic and even to Kelana Jaya. Abang paham tak what right of way means? Polis-polis traffic macam abang ni, saya harap dah pergi kursus-kursus on traffic management. Bukannya apa. Saya rasa abang MEMBURUKKAN keadaan ada la. Langsung tak membantu. Jadi, saya nak cadangkan, supaya abang balik ofis saje la. Tidur lagi baik. Buat orang sakit hati aje. Boleh ? "

Do you think he'll ticket me ?

4 growls by fellow growlers ...:

theotheraj said...

haha.. i heard ya.. it happened in subang a few times. konon2 nak tolong smooth kan traffic la, but it ended up making things worse. yg depan suruh berhenti, yg jaga kat junction belakang suruh jalan. or vice versa..

Gart the Blue said...

screw .. I know .. geramnya la hai ...

zan said...

HAHAHAA..u floor me...

nasib baik cik gart posa, tak kalu mau keluar 4 letter word! keh keh keh..

Ummu Layth said...

kenkadang terpk jugak.. org2 tu.. TAK FIKIR KE?

sabar je la.

methinks he will ticket you if u say that. bad mood kena layan trafik bulan2 pose nih. heheh!