Drive On The Left Lane, would'ja?

I should declare today as ROAD-HOGGER'S DAY !

I should also make cookies on a stick of a driver, in a car with elongated hands stretching over and under his car, hanging on to the road and fearing the car in front. All the while in the blinking fast lane.

Hmmmppttt!!

I never understand this. There are rules on the roads and there are more unwritten rules on the roads too. Let me make this clear. Crystal.

1. Close the gap. If the car in front of you moves, you move. If it stops, you stop. If it farts, you fart. Get it? So, why oh why do you have to move at 30kph and leave a gargantuan gap in front of you when the traffic was moving at 110pkh?

2. Drive please! Not read papers on the steering wheel. Not playing with your kid on the steering wheel. Not texting someone. Not on the phone with someone while you hands play charade. Just drive, will ya?

3. If you have some incurable disease of fear of driving, just stay off the roads during rush hour, please. Pretty please?

4. If you insist on driving at 30 kph when the traffic's at 110 kph, please stick to the turtle lane. That's on your leftmost lane. I know, sometimes even I confuse my rights and my lefts.

5. And please, if you insist to be unconventinal, if you demand to be different than the rest of the world and if you absolutely abhor organisation and conformity, instead of driving smugly, hand hung outside your window, looking absolutely nonchalant at the turtle speed that you are driving at on the FAST lane, go create a blog and tell people of how different you wanna be than the rest of the world.

Boleh tak??

Disclaimer : I am a veryu berhemah driver and I no longer drive on emergency lanes at Federal Highway in the mornings and that is because the police allows people to drive on emergency lanes in the mornings. Told ya!